Welcome!

Here at Wile E. Coyote Isn't Alone our goal is to show Road Runner's whipping boy that freak injuries happen to everyone. Our philosophy is that getting hurt isn’t fun, but it happens to everyone. It’s always painful and sad to see someone get injured but it’s also impossible to go through life without acquiring a few bruises and broken bones along the way as Wile E. knows. Freak injuries are a part of life. I’ve managed to get my thumb stuck in a conveyor belt at a grocery store, had my pinky sliced by an errant ice skate, and zipped my eye in a pullover fleece. None of those were fun at the time, but everybody who hears those stories derives some humor from them.

You’ll find nothing morbid here, no Final Destination shit, nothing to do with death. And please understand that we wish no harm on anyone, except Road Runner, and send our sincerest sympathies and wishes for speedy recoveries to anyone featured on this site. But we have to admit, freak injuries are often pretty funny. For witnesses and people who get to hear the hilarious stories after, that is. But heck, even many of the unfortunate victims are able to find humor in their misfortunes. Here, we’ll keep you up to date on the most outrageous and comical injuries and mishaps that happen every day to people just like you and me. But try to contain your laughter as you read; plenty of people have gotten hurt doing just that.


Wile E. Coyote is the king of freak injuries, but we want to show Road Runner's nemesis that he isn't the only one getting hurt in ridiculous ways. Don't worry Wile E., you'll soon find out you're not alone.