Player Gets Hit By Car, Shakes It Off

Wile E., this one is right down your alley. This morning New York Islanders defenseman Brendan Witt was crossing the street to get a cup of coffee when an SUV made a wrong turn and plowed into him. But just like Wile E., Witt got up, muttered a few curse words, and went on his way. Witt clearly takes his tough-guy image seriously. He addressed concerned onlookers, "I'm okay. I've got to go play some hockey. I'm a hockey player. I'm okay. No big deal." One guy was thoroughly impressed by the display of manhood, "it was like seeing Clint Eastwood, but in hockey," he said. And yes, Witt played tonight. Click here for more details on this crazy story.

See Wile E., you're not the only guy who bounces back from physical abuse!

Sex Can Make You Lose Your Memory

In case you missed it, this is too good to skip. It seems Casanova may have a new rival. Some guy bedded his wife in August and was so good she forgot where the hell she was and what was going on. The woman thought Bill Clinton was president and was rushed to the hospital. Apparently there's some intense scientific explanation for the triggered brain response she endured, but clearly the bar has been set higher for the male population of the United States.

Bet Wile E. Coyote has never done that to a she-wolf.

Panther Player Almost Decapitates Own Goalie

Hockey again, but this one is just too crazy to miss. Last night the Florida Panthers, in the midst of a four game losing streak, played the Atlanta Thrashers. In the first period Thrasher star Ilya Kovalchuk scored a goal on Florida goalie Tomas Vokoun. Florida defenseman Keith Ballard, obviously frustrated decided to smash his stick against the iron goal post, not an uncommon act by hockey players. Only he missed the goal post. And hit his own teammate, Vokoun square on the head. Vokoun crumpled to the ice and was stretchered off. He was taken to a local hospital and only has an ear laceration, but it could have been a lot worse. Talk about friendly fire. Think the Panthers might talk to Ballard about anger management?

You have to see it to believe it:



See Wile E., at least its not your friends beating you up!